Horrifyingly Bad Answers to a Classical Music Exam…
Yes, some very deluded students wrote these. Hold on to your seat…
- Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between, he practiced on an old spinster, which he kept in his attic.
- Handel was half German, half Italian and half English.
- Beethoven was so deaf he wrote loud music.
- Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
- Most composers do not live until they are dead.
Let us hope not.
(Source: amiright.com)
